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Sep 12, 2014 / 592,532 notes
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ahndja:

neybooto:

the best feeling in the world is when your teacher says “these essays/papers sucked” and getting yours back with a “nice work!” and a lil smiley bc success is so much sweeter when you know others have failed 

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fieldsinireland:

Path and Partition by Vincent Coey 100,000 + views thank you on Flickr.
Sep 12, 2014 / 48 notes
Sep 12, 2014 / 172,568 notes

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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(via daring-2-be-different)

beben-eleben:

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, 
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”
She responds, “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”
Sep 12, 2014 / 142,169 notes

beben-eleben:

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, 

“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds, “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”

(via sini-is-short-for-sinister)

firebella:

Using my @keithharkin koozie all weekend 😊
Sep 12, 2014 / 9 notes

firebella:

Using my @keithharkin koozie all weekend 😊

movementaddiction:

Black,Tattoo http://ift.tt/1pWRIlP
Sep 12, 2014 / 10 notes
Sep 12, 2014 / 789 notes
karly-bryan-williams:

getbyrned:

Neil Byrne + Ryan Kelly = Byrne and Kelly. Guitars. Amazing voices. Irish accents. Award-winning musicians. On tour across the U.S. now through mid-October. Details at byrneandkelly.com. 

You’re welcome.

+ they’re easy on the eyes 😜
Sep 12, 2014 / 28 notes

karly-bryan-williams:

getbyrned:

Neil Byrne + Ryan Kelly = Byrne and Kelly. Guitars. Amazing voices. Irish accents. Award-winning musicians. On tour across the U.S. now through mid-October. Details at byrneandkelly.com.

You’re welcome.

+ they’re easy on the eyes 😜

(via mayorsamwise)

Sep 12, 2014 / 29,975 notes

trippingonjlaw:

Are we not going to discuss this

(via diaryofacatholicschoolgirl)